Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles, and
my stopping point for this leg of the journey.  I then took the train home, back to the
routine of daily life, which consisted mostly of screaming I HAVE SADDLE SORES
at passing pedestrians. 

  Mission San Luis Obispo is located in a great little college town of the same name, which features
an alley coated with used chewing gum and a roadside inn with a multicolored, cascading
urinal.  I was once using that urinal when a family from the Midwest walked to take a look.
(At the urinal, not at me.) 

I'm starting to see why the San Luis Obispo Chamber of Commerce never got back to me
about my application.