This is ... a veggie burger.  With fries. 

It has pineapple in it.  And peas.  And a kind of strangely floral pickle arrangement.  And a sauce that I suspect
is used in waterboarding. 

It has more calories than Canada.  It is to a normal veggie burger what a Wookie is to a gerbil.  This
veggie burger will achieve sentience in 2025 and kill us all. 

Steph, who's a vegetarian and who was seated next to me when this arrived, had the appropriate look on
her face of someone sitting on a train next to a person watching amateur slasher porn. 

I did not finish my veggie burger. 


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